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Harold Planter and the Torturer's Bone
By Griswald P. Lips
The extremely original tale of a young warlock who discovers his magical powers and uses them to defeat the evil Lord Multiwart.
(We feel confident we will win the ongoing lawsuit by Scholastic Publishers for copyright infringement, plagiarism, "gross incompetence," and animal cruelty)
The Happy Above-Average Story of Tammy the Horse
By Lil' Chuckie
This heartwarming book tells the story of an above-average horse named Tammy.
Third runner-up, Yaggy, Kansas Horseshow Award for best horse-book by a local author.
My Life in Jail: a Picture Book for Children
By Gilbert "the Robber" Robertson
Read about Gil the Robber and his experiences with knife fights, choosing a gang, and how to make alcohol with nothing but raisins!
"So informative!" - Ricky, 6 years old
Infantry Drill Regulations Vol. VII
Our biggest seller! This book keeps our company afloat, please buy a copy for your friendly neighborhood service member. Please.